im so sorry but will being an investigative reporter (i think thats what you said he was in the first response?) and somehow ending up being parvs bitch is actually my favorite thing right now. Oh! Or, strife could be in prison himself for insurance fraude (or something business related like that) and is his bitch that way. the difference between those two is that the guards dont need to drag him out of parvs grip in the second one uh oh he got an owner (right word idk?) now and collars and all
I can’t remember what I first said for Strife cause I wasn’t sure. Not everyone can be a serial killer cause then…there isn’t a lot of variety and then I figured Strife would be good for a prosecutor. BUT PARV’S BITCH IS A THING OK. Though I can totally see Strife in prison for fraud. That seems like a thing.
EVEN BETTER he’s in prison for something he “didn’t do” as he keeps repeating (But it’s like…legit, it wasn’t his fault. One of his co-workers/friends pinned the blame on him).
Lol idk if owner is the right word for it, but pretty much. (cause i havent been to prison so idk lol;;) And Parv is like
"Oh, I’ll protect you sweet little Willy~ I won’t let all those big mean bad men force you to do things in the showers against your will~"
"But you’re forcing me into something against my wi—"
"Sh sh sh sh sh ssssshhhhh~ Devil in the details, sweetness. Devil in the details."
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER. YES.
Also it would be interesting for Strife at first just cause in prison it’s highly segregated. Like..he isn’t of colour or a…neo-nazi..kinda deal or part of a specific group. He’s a loner and that makes him such an easy target since there is no one else there to protect him.
UNTIL THE MAGNIFICENT PARV APPEARS!
oh my GOD this is beautiful
id like to think the first few weeks hes there he sits by himself/avoids others because hes scared (even though he tries not to show it) and the higher ranking prisoners take advantage of that (bully/harrassing him or even being more sexual the more confident they get he wont fight back very well) like sitting with him during lunch and making comments on how scrawny he is/taking some of his food/pushing him around and stuff then the shower thing goes on and its not until one of those shower things that parv finally notices whats going on and gets so angry at these men taking advantage of and abusing his poor wittle strifeykins that he attacks them and they finally back off of strife. parvll sit with him during lunch and shower near him to make sure others cant hurt him (also they sexy times instead maybe in the shower. possible voyeurism parvis?) and the markings and closeness in public and all that good stuff
so at least strifes not getting harrassed by these terrifying men, but he does have to deal with a crazy parvis.
also that picture is making me grin like crazy vbecause of their faces oh good lord poor strife x)
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Yeah and if Strife is in for “fraud” and was in big business people might not take too kindly to him especially if he was famous big business like “STRIFE SOLUTIONS” insert obnoxious jingle commercial here.
And everyone is like “We have a celebrity here, folks! THE William Strife, CEO of Strife Industries HIMSELF!”
and Strife is like “FML. BUT NOT LITERALLY”
(sorry i write so much friend ^^; )
ahh yes thats a good point. a well known face/business will get you more harassment. its like; they know you have money and all that and its a mix of jealousy/other stuff?
and i really like the idea you said about them obnoxiously calling him a celebrity and all these other things this is amazing
[DONT YOU DARE APOLOGIZE YOU HAVE AMAZING IDEAS OHMYGODF JWHEGRWJtke]
Yeah idk. I really like talking about prison culture…super nerd right here folks lol.
But yeah the jealousy is there also cause now he doesnt have protection/body guards to save his money cushioned butt.
It honestly breaks my heart to think that somewhere in the world right now, Jennifer Lawrence (in addition to multiple other women) may very well be crying her eyes out because her privacy has been greatly compromised in one of the most awful ways possible. This is so fucking disgusting and whoever did this is a fucking low-life pig.