goneseriesblog:

kotten-not-cotton:

Thank you Michael Grant for understanding

Guys can we get this to 1500? 

goneseriesblog:

kotten-not-cotton:

Thank you Michael Grant for understanding

Guys can we get this to 1500? 

(via a-guide-to-homoerotic-subtext)

thejunglenook:

sinbadism:

glowcloud:

pinkmaned:

muscleprincess:

muscleprincess:

(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions

the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph

I

male lions rights activist

as a big cat fanatic and a zoo veteran: 
male lions are lazy fucks. they CHOOSE to fight cos they’re BORED.

As a professional Ethologist who specializes in apex predator and primate behavior, I can fully support this lazy lion notion.See this gorgeous guy? 
This is Zero, the most photographed lion in National Geographic history (so I’ve been told). While his huge frame and two-toned mane make him an intimidating sight, he is essentially the biggest baby I observed while in South Africa.
You would hear these deep roaring moans echo across the reserve… and it was Zero, whining for the girls (Maggie and Lisa) to bring him food. The lazy bum would just roll around in the river bed moaning and groaning until the females would show up with a kill. 
Sure, he could fight if there happened to be a rival male in the area. And his ‘mock charge’ display was intimidating enough to keep just about everyone* out of his way… but 99% of the time this guy was all about moaning (for food), mating, and mane-flips.
* - The only animal not run off by Zero’s display was a honey badger, who - true to form - did not care.

thejunglenook:

sinbadism:

glowcloud:

pinkmaned:

muscleprincess:

muscleprincess:

(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions

the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph

I

male lions rights activist

as a big cat fanatic and a zoo veteran: 

male lions are lazy fucks. they CHOOSE to fight cos they’re BORED.

As a professional Ethologist who specializes in apex predator and primate behavior, I can fully support this lazy lion notion.
See this gorgeous guy? 

This is Zero, the most photographed lion in National Geographic history (so I’ve been told). While his huge frame and two-toned mane make him an intimidating sight, he is essentially the biggest baby I observed while in South Africa.

You would hear these deep roaring moans echo across the reserve… and it was Zero, whining for the girls (Maggie and Lisa) to bring him food. The lazy bum would just roll around in the river bed moaning and groaning until the females would show up with a kill. 

Sure, he could fight if there happened to be a rival male in the area. And his ‘mock charge’ display was intimidating enough to keep just about everyone* out of his way… but 99% of the time this guy was all about moaning (for food), mating, and mane-flips.

* - The only animal not run off by Zero’s display was a honey badger, who - true to form - did not care.

(via a-guide-to-homoerotic-subtext)


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blackrain707 asked:

im so sorry but will being an investigative reporter (i think thats what you said he was in the first response?) and somehow ending up being parvs bitch is actually my favorite thing right now. Oh! Or, strife could be in prison himself for insurance fraude (or something business related like that) and is his bitch that way. the difference between those two is that the guards dont need to drag him out of parvs grip in the second one uh oh he got an owner (right word idk?) now and collars and all

speakington:

blackrain707:

speakington:

blackrain707:

speakington:

speakington:

I can’t remember what I first said for Strife cause I wasn’t sure. Not everyone can be a serial killer cause then…there isn’t a lot of variety and then I figured Strife would be good for a prosecutor. BUT PARV’S BITCH IS A THING OK. Though I can totally see Strife in prison for fraud. That seems like a thing. 
EVEN BETTER he’s in prison for something he “didn’t do” as he keeps repeating (But it’s like…legit, it wasn’t his fault. One of his co-workers/friends pinned the blame on him). 

Lol idk if owner is the right word for it, but pretty much. (cause i havent been to prison so idk lol;;) And Parv is like
"Oh, I’ll protect you sweet little Willy~ I won’t let all those big mean bad men force you to do things in the showers against your will~"
"But you’re forcing me into something against my wi—"
"Sh sh sh sh sh ssssshhhhh~ Devil in the details, sweetness. Devil in the details."

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER. YES.

Also it would be interesting for Strife at first just cause in prison it’s highly segregated. Like..he isn’t of colour or a…neo-nazi..kinda deal or part of a specific group. He’s a loner and that makes him such an easy target since there is no one else there to protect him.

UNTIL THE MAGNIFICENT PARV APPEARS!

image

Sort of…

oh my GOD this is beautiful

id like to think the first few weeks hes there he sits by himself/avoids others because hes scared (even though he tries not to show it) and the higher ranking prisoners take advantage of that (bully/harrassing him or even being more sexual the more confident they get he wont fight back very well) like sitting with him during lunch and making comments on how scrawny he is/taking some of his food/pushing him around and stuff then the shower thing goes on and its not until one of those shower things that parv finally notices whats going on and gets so angry at these men taking advantage of and abusing his poor wittle strifeykins that he attacks them and they finally back off of strife. parvll sit with him during lunch and shower near him to make sure others cant hurt him (also they sexy times instead maybe in the shower. possible voyeurism parvis?) and the markings and closeness in public and all that good stuff

so at least strifes not getting harrassed by these terrifying men, but he does have to deal with a crazy parvis.

also that picture is making me grin like crazy vbecause of their faces oh good lord poor strife x)

[cut the post a lil]

Yeah and if Strife is in for “fraud” and was in big business people might not take too kindly to him especially if he was famous big business like “STRIFE SOLUTIONS” insert obnoxious jingle commercial here.

And everyone is like “We have a celebrity here, folks! THE William Strife, CEO of Strife Industries HIMSELF!”

and Strife is like “FML. BUT NOT LITERALLY”

(sorry i write so much friend ^^; )

ahh yes thats a good point. a well known face/business will get you more harassment. its like; they know you have money and all that and its a mix of jealousy/other stuff?

and i really like the idea you said about them obnoxiously calling him a celebrity and all these other things this is amazing

[DONT YOU DARE APOLOGIZE YOU HAVE AMAZING IDEAS OHMYGODF JWHEGRWJtke]

Yeah idk. I really like talking about prison culture…super nerd right here folks lol.

But yeah the jealousy is there also cause now he doesnt have protection/body guards to save his money cushioned butt.

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Due for release on Steam this Fall, The Last Phoenix is well worth keeping an eye on (or both of them even).  It’s a visually stunning experience that will make your eyes extremely happy.
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alpha-beta-gamer:

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Exploring the world of The Last Phoenix is a joy, it really is a ridiculously beautiful place, a wonderfully crafted, vast decaying cityscape full of mystery.  As the phoenix flies through the environment, frost and ash are cleared away and vegetation regrows in real time, purifying the land permanently.   It features a Metroidvania style of exploration and discovery, and aerial combat against carrion and crows, with a variety of fire and light based attacks at your disposal.
Due for release on Steam this Fall, The Last Phoenix is well worth keeping an eye on (or both of them even).  It’s a visually stunning experience that will make your eyes extremely happy.
Download the Prototype, Free
alpha-beta-gamer:

The Last Phoenix is a beautiful aerial combat adventure game where you control the last remaining Fire-bird who awakens to find the world rotting away. With the once vibrant world covered in ash and frost, you must master your abilities and fight against the decay, restoring the balance between life and death.
Exploring the world of The Last Phoenix is a joy, it really is a ridiculously beautiful place, a wonderfully crafted, vast decaying cityscape full of mystery.  As the phoenix flies through the environment, frost and ash are cleared away and vegetation regrows in real time, purifying the land permanently.   It features a Metroidvania style of exploration and discovery, and aerial combat against carrion and crows, with a variety of fire and light based attacks at your disposal.
Due for release on Steam this Fall, The Last Phoenix is well worth keeping an eye on (or both of them even).  It’s a visually stunning experience that will make your eyes extremely happy.
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starsquadd:

It honestly breaks my heart to think that somewhere in the world right now, Jennifer Lawrence (in addition to multiple other women) may very well be crying her eyes out because her privacy has been greatly compromised in one of the most awful ways possible. This is so fucking disgusting and whoever did this is a fucking low-life pig.

(via the-fault-in-our-bucky)

bloggerwithamouth:

Simon is amazing bloggerwithamouth:

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Simon is amazing